What do you do for a living?

[Stormseed]

doing lots of number crunching in Excel, building small databases in Access and trying to convince people that Excel isn't a database, that Access shouldn't be trusted for critical systems and that I can't write the 'god' program - i.e. we're going to give you a workbook in a different format with different everything in it, but can you write something that will just know what to do with the data

Was that a job description or some kind of a riddle ?

 

[Darren Bartrup]

Definitively a riddle.

 

[Stormseed]

Definitively a riddle

Well then I am yet to receive your workbook

 

[DiscoPistol]

You could say it is necessary to Bond with the company....

Don't even joke about it! Every time there is a problem on line they play the Bond theme.

I'm losing my mind!

 

[Stormseed]

Every time there is a problem on line they play the Bond theme

@Riaz: kore khappe toh, uncle Riaz ?

 

[MarkAndrews]

I work for a Computer Supplies firm as their "Inventory Analyst", monitoring stock levels, dead & excess stock etc, a recent change from my previous position of "Business Analyst" which was analysis of the opposite end of the business to what i am currently doing

 

[onlyadrafter]

Anyone working on a cheap and plentiful booze producer that filters your input and outputs you feeling chirpy and with it then next day?

Isn't that alcohol free lager?

 

[Stormseed]

Isn't that alcohol free lager?

Just like RedBull ?

 

[Long Nose]

Don't even joke about it! Every time there is a problem on line they play the Bond theme.

I'm losing my mind!

"The name is Pistol, Disco Pistol."

Your company is so much cooler than mine. Now, I'm going to have company envy all day.

 

[riaz]

Don't even joke about it! Every time there is a problem on line they play the Bond theme.

I'm losing my mind!

Just reach for a cuppa of Brooke Bond