Chuck Norris

[Jay Petrulis]

This thread has veered terribly off topic.

More Chuck Norris items I found amusing...

Google Chuck Norris at your own risk

Crop circles are created by Chuck Norris practicing round house kicks in fields.

Chuck Norris receives US Mail service on Sundays and holidays.

Chuck Norris once went on Jeopardy and answered, "Who is Chuck Norris?" to every question. It was the first and only time in Jeopardy history that a contestant answered every single question right.

If you try to introduce your mother to Chuck Norris, she'll introduce you to your biological father.

God said, "Let there be light." And Chuck Norris said, "Say please."

 

[Oorang]

I liked "Chuck Norris did not 'lose' his Virginity. He stalked it and terminated it with extreme prejudice."

 

[just_jon]

Light ponders the speed of Chuck Norris.

 

[Jay Petrulis]

Chuck Norris doesn't refer to himself in the 3rd person. Instead he found a way to refer to himself in the 4th person.

 

[Oorang]

The Chuck Norris has to refer to Chuck Norris in the third person because even Chuck Norris knows Chuck Norris need to have the respect to not be overly famiar with Chuck Norris. You call Chuck Norris by Chuck Norris's proper name.

 

[Oorang]

>>>>Eric<<<< I hope you're happy now

 

[erik.van.geit]

>>>>Eric<<<< I hope you're happy now

<font face="Courier New" size="+1" color="blue" style="background: url(http://www.balloondoggies.com/vonpookie/misc/sparkle.gif)">YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL !!!!</font>

for those who don't know what we're talking about
Oorang changed his "dog"avatar to a "real" one
we are happy the way we are, so we show our face

 

[Oorang]

Erm , I hope you meant beautiful in the manly straight Chuck Norris way.
(Is there such a way?)

 

[erik.van.geit]

Erm , I hope you meant beautiful in the manly straight Chuck Norris way.
(Is there such a way?)

My english vocabulary is limited
"beautiful" = something like: "warmhearted"

 

[Andrew Fergus]

Count me in as another member of 'DRAFT' Erik....