Chuck Norris

[Oorang]

And I can honestly say I hope it stays that way

 

[Smitty]

And I can honestly say I hope it stays that way

I am quite sure my wife agrees!

Smitty

 

[Von Pookie]

The subject of bras aside...

Thought you guys may be interested in this:

IN RESPONSE TO THE "RANDOM FACTS" THAT ARE BEING GENERATED ON THE INTERNET

I'm aware of the made up declarations about me that have recently begun to appear on the Internet and in emails as "Chuck Norris facts." I've seen some of them. Some are funny. Some are pretty far out. Being more a student of the Wild West than the wild world of the Internet, I'm not quite sure what to make of it. It's quite surprising. I do know that boys will be boys, and I neither take offense nor take these things too seriously. Who knows, maybe these made up one-liners will prompt young people to seek out the real facts as found in my recent autobiographical book, "Against All Odds?" They may even be interested enough to check out my novels set in the Old West, "The Justice Riders," released this month. I'm very proud of these literary efforts.

~ Chuck Norris

http://www.chucknorris.com/html/events.aspx?type=1

 

[Oorang]

Heh. Probably a viral marketing campaign designed to let him make that statement and plug his books.

 

[erik.van.geit]

Oorang:

Why Eric, I am shocked! Yes, shocked and appaled at your insinuation that our new member has a cuter face then me

then show us your face instead of the animal

Erik
member of DRAFT
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[Smitty]

then show us your face instead of the animal

I like labs!

Smitty

 

[Oaktree]

Erik
member of DRAFT
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Wouldn't that be DRFAT? You probably won't get too many ladies to join a Dr. Fat club

 

[erik.van.geit]

Erik
member of DRAFT
(Displaying Real Forum Avatars Team)

Wouldn't that be DRFAT? You probably won't get too many ladies to join a Dr. Fat club

first I planned to leave only the abbreviation as an enigma
then played a bit with words ...
so could be this
(Displaying Real Avatars on Forum Team)

 

[Oorang]

Yah but the lab is so much cuter than me. I mean gaze into it's eyes and tell me you don't get a warm feeling. Me, people just go, "Man that guy looks like he didn't sleep last night."

 

[Barrie Davidson]

... You probably won't get too many ladies to join a Dr. Fat club

Now that was funny!



Thanks Oaktree.