Chuck Norris

[westphalia]

Who is Chuck Norris? I already knew about the Van Damme but Norris, no!

 

[erik.van.geit]

Who is Chuck Norris? I already knew about the Van Damme but Norris, no!

Hello, westphalia,

don't be ashamed: there are other people around here who don't know
looking at your five posts from today, it made me happy to see again a new member with a "real" face (the more it's a nice one )

but it made me sad nobody replied to you with the words you deserve
so here we go:

<font face="Courier New" size="+1" color="blue" style="background: url(http://www.balloondoggies.com/vonpookie/misc/sparkle.gif)">WELCOME TO THE BOARD !!!!</font>

kind regards,
Erik

 

[westphalia]

Thanks Eric! It is nice to have such a warm welcome.

 

[whiteghost]

A quote from the "Blue Collar Comedy Team" just about sums the whole Chuck Norris thing up

"if an episode of "Walker Texas Ranger" changed your life, you just might be a redneck"

 

[LySeRGinator]

it made me happy to see again a new member with a "real" face (the more it's a nice one )

I'm astounded to see attractive ladies actually attempting to use Excel; in my office they'd usually command a nerdy looking colleague to just sort out the problem for them

 

[Greg Truby]

Well, if we were to judge by the quality of their work around here, VP & starl are our two reigning beauty queens (no offense, dreamboat).

 

[Oorang]

Van Damme = "Beat up by his own body guard"

 

[whiteghost]

hi westphalia, good to see a new face ( please don't ask what happened to the cat):
another quote from "the blue collar comedy team"
"if yew ever wore a strapless top and a bra which has straps.... yew jis might be a redneck"

and if Smitty puts his hand up to that one..... i'm leaving the planet

 

[Oorang]

Why Eric, I am shocked! Yes, shocked and appaled at your insinuation that our new member has a cuter face then me

 

[Smitty]

if yew ever wore a strapless top and a bra which has straps

I can honestly say that I have never worn a bra.

Smitty

(Although I've taken off a few. )