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[Oorang]

The dog drank it and now it's out back making advances on the cat.

Why did the butler do it?

 

[Tazguy37]

'Cause the maid cheated on him.

Why do they call them "super"visors when most of the people working under them know more?

 

[Andrew Fergus]

It makes them feel good about themselves and helps them to forget what they had to do to get there.

What do you call a monkey who monkeys with another monkeys monkey?

 

[erik.van.geit]

A monk-no-more or no-more-monk !

What's the most easy way to get an Excel-gurus monkey up ?

 

[Zack Barresse]

Throw the poop back.

How do you know when a Smurf suffocates?

 

[WillR]

when they turn Green

If your vacuum cleaner really sucks, is it a bad thing?

 

[atmospheric]

Only if the Casualty Department is needed.

Are Fundamentals really Fun?

 

[Oorang]

They run the range from Fun ta Mental.

Why won't my bank let me make a cash deposit over the phone?

 

[Mr_Stability]

They could from a payphone, but the banks don't like handling all those quarters.

The boy stood on the burning deck, when all but he had fled. WHY?

 

[WillR]

he would not go without his father's word

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?