Ask a stupid question...

tactps said:
4. No, but if they carry it out unsuccessfully they get multiple charges - attempted murder, attempted suicide, plus it's just one more failure in their lives.

Why do I get the feeling of Deja Vu?
 

Excel Facts

Pivot Table Drill Down
Double-click any number in a pivot table to create a new report showing all detail rows that make up that number
Your imagination has abandoned you.

Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
 
In case the doctor stabs himself.

Why do doctors look at me funny when I refer to the flu shot as a less than lethal injection?
 
Because it is lethal when viewed from the perspective of the flu bug.

When driving around Australia, how much shorter is the trip if you travel anti-clockwise?
 
About 20 miles (you're on the inside of the road).

What's the difference between a duck?
 
The answer can be found in Cell 2B, or not 2B, can't remember actually.

What's Excel got do do with it?
 
Ask Tina Turner, she knows the answer. Or maybe it's Ike?

How far is up?
 

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