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[texasalynn]

The vet says a test will have to be sent out for analysis.

If you use chalk on a chalk board, what do you use on a white board?

 

[ZAX]

The formula for the solution is this:

Sin (chalk^2 board)/Hank car is bold

• The "n" from Sin goes with the "n" from hank
• The "i" and "s" from Is go with the "s" and "i" from Sin
• The "b","o" and "d" from bold go with "b","o" and "d" of Board
• Chalk^2 becomes Chalk x Chalk
• we cut "h","a" and "k" from hank from the chalk
  now it's:
  

  Chalk cl ar/car l

• The "c" from car and the "l" go with cl
• The ar with the ar, and we come up with: Chalk

Now if we apply the same formula to white board:

Sin(white white board)/hank car is bold

so, the answer to your simple question is : "white wite/ak c l"

Is my answer correct?

 

[Cross]

Your answer is correct in some universes.

Why water is wet?

 

[Snakehips]

The short answer is 'public demand' !

The slightly longer answer.......
Way, way, back when it was first introduced, water was in fact dry and In that form it caused no end of problems. For example, the death rate of pet goldfish went through the roof and washing your car on a Sunday morning would literally take the paint off the bodywork. However, most seriously of all, people were having to chew through their morning coffee!!! This of course made them late for work which impacted not only on their take home pay but on productivity in general. As a consequence, apart from the boom in goldfish burial services and car re-sprays the economy descended into deep doo-doo's and times were tough. This was especially true for the working classes who were forced to exist on little more than dry bread and dry water. Not unsurprisingly, this lead to mass protest marches, name calling and the withholding of taxes. Eventually, the government took notice and realised that trying to do things 'on the cheap' by introducing dry water, had backfired. So it was that in the September of 1356 they raised the 'Wet Water Bill' which basically lead the way to water being what it is we know and take for granted, today.


I notice that death rate amongst pet goldfish is on the rise again. Anyone know what might be behind that?

 

[ZAX]

Pet goldfish is becoming so much popular the rainbow fish is jealous of it, well I guess it's just a revenge, the rainbow fish shall become famous again, DEATH TO SMOOCHY!

If I planted apricot seeds, and got an apple tree, what will this tree give?

 

[Snakehips]

Will it give you every right to return to the seed shop, thump on the counter and demand your money back????

 

[ZAX]

I think it'll give Applicots :/

 

[Snakehips]

What, you only THINK it'll give Applicots!!!!

What sort of cheap-jack botanist are you?


Did you skip a term, at college, when they covered ‘how to cross-breed fruit’ ?

 

[ZAX]

We covered that in 6th grade -.-

Have YOU heard of "cross-feeding animals"? I think it's when you take all kinds of animals, leave them with no food for sometime then put them all in one cage...