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[riaz]

un serrure de lèvre americain.

If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?

 

[1740red]

Only if they win

What hair color do they put on the driver's license of a bald man?

 

[riaz]

Piebald.

If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?

 

[Qldguy30au]

Yes, incase he needs to fart.

If you watch superman movies, he will stand, chest sticking out, while someone empties a pistol at him. Then why does he duck when the guy throws the gun at him?

 

[Jonmo1]

Because it's in the script (funny question by the way)

In Ghost Movies, why does the ghost go through walls, but can easily walk up and down stairs?

 

[1740red]

because it's in the script!

How do you throw out a garbage can?

 

[texasalynn]

recycle bin

If you are on the bottom of the earth is up really down?

 

[Qldguy30au]

It has to be up, after all.. we dont walk around on our heads.

If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory, will they fire you?

 

[mole999]

Darn tooting they will

What is the Meaning of Life

 

[Stormseed]

There is no life without a wife.

How come moths sleep during the day if they are attracted towards bright light ?