Ask a stupid question...

[Jonmo1]

Picking just one question...

Can a stupid person be a smart-***?

A: I don't know, you tell me...

Q: Why do they call the place you go to get on an Airplane a "Terminal" ?

 

[1740red]

Because you'll get terminally ill and die before your plane takes off.

Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do Asians throw hamburgers?

 

[caringsharingbristolbilly]

@1740red's previous reply to my post (new ones were added while I was editing)

A. Yes, but I spend a lot of it today being stressed out, so took it out on an unsuspecting forum member who didn't really deserve it. Sorry! I'll try and be a bit nicer next time.

@last post

A. Yes - they need bigger ammo as Asians are usually much smaller targets.

Q. Why do we say 'dropping like flies' when flies are so named because they fly most of the time? (Thanks, George Carlin, I've been thinking about that one for years)

 

[1740red]

No Problem
A. It's because of the high highschool drop out rate of flies

Q.
What do chickens think we taste like?

 

[schielrn]

Q.
What do chickens think we taste like?

Chicken, because everything tastes like chicken.

Why in america do you park in a driveway and drive on a parkway?

 

[1740red]

It's a conspiracy


How do you throw out a garbage can?

 

[Jonmo1]

Why in america do you park in a driveway and drive on a parkway?

I think that was already done...

If you live in L.A., you usually ARE parked on a parkway.

Why are there locks on the doors of a 24 hour convenience store?

 

[1740red]

To keep the employees in

What's the sound a name makes when it is dropped?

 

[riaz]

A clanger.

Is atheism a non-prophet organisation?

 

[1740red]

No. They make money but it's non denominational so you don't know how much.

What do they call a french kiss in france?