Ask a stupid question...

[cornflakegirl]

:groan:

 

[Oorang]

If I went to the library and asked the whereabouts of the self-help section, would I be defeating myself before I start?

Yes, but on the other hand if you defeated yourself you would have claimed a mighty victory.

(Asked the other day) "So if today is your daughter's birthday... Does that mean it's your labor day?"

(I know, I know... questionable taste.)

 

[1740red]

No. it's your birth day!


Do blind people see their dreams?

 

[Expiry]

No. it's your birth day!


Do blind people see their dreams?

No. They dream of seeing.



When the man who invented the drawing board failed at his first attempt, what did he go back to?

 

[1740red]

Bed.

Day light savings time - why are they saving it and where do they keep it?

 

[Expiry]

Bed.

Day light savings time - why are they saving it and where do they keep it?

They keep it safe. Have you never heard of daylight robbery?


If a tree falls in a forest at the speed of sound, does it make a noise?

 

[caringsharingbristolbilly]

They keep it safe. Have you never heard of daylight robbery?


If a tree falls in a forest at the speed of sound, does it make a noise?

No, but the squirrels screaming would.

When I scrape ice off my car in the morning, is that because it's spent the night travelling through time like the DeLorean in Back To The Future?

 

[1740red]

Only on Wednesdays.

• Are you breaking the law if you drive past those road signs that say "Do Not Pass"?
• Are you telling the truth if you lie in bed?
• Can a stupid person be a smart-***?
• Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
• Can you buy an entire chess set in a pawnshop?
• Could crop-circles be the work of a cereal killer?

 

[caringsharingbristolbilly]

Only on Wednesdays.

• Are you breaking the law if you drive past those road signs that say "Do Not Pass"?
• Are you telling the truth if you lie in bed?
• Can a stupid person be a smart-***?
• Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
• Can you buy an entire chess set in a pawnshop?
• Could crop-circles be the work of a cereal killer?

A. Did you read the first post?

Q. Did you read the first post?

 

[1740red]

A. Yes

Q. Did you get a life yet?