Ask a stupid question...

[Scott Huish]

Ummm...... the 2nd one.

What did people avoid things like before the plague?

 

[Andrew Fergus]

Reptiles with teeth, 3-legged horses, black cats, bandidos wearing hats and masks, most crawling insects, back-alleys on Thursday evenings and orange frogs...........but mostly orange frogs, especially on Tuesdays.

If the phrase : "Dog and 'and' and 'and' and bone" is the answer, then where is this pub with insufficient spaces in the name?

 

[daniels012]

At Wlamart... Aisle 7



Can you tell Time I said hello?

 

[Jonmo1]

Sure, Time replied "Your time is running out."


If the Universe was created by a "Big Bang", what created the 2 things that collided with each other to make the "Big Bang" ?

 

[daniels012]

Not sure but I am sure the Geco at Gieco did the insurance claim on that 'Big bang"... as much money as they spend on advertising.......



Do you ever have to change the water in a gravitational pool?

 

[Domski]

That's nice but I'm physically so incredibly dense that I reflect neutrinos. This has no effect on my life, but physicists are in an uproar!!!

 

[daniels012]

And your question is?

 

[Oorang]

The answer is the question.

Why did I resurrect this after all this time?

 

[Stormseed]

Why did I resurrect this after all this time?

Not particularly I know the answer to your above question but I guess you hibernated enough and wanted the world re-identify your presence (I guess my answer is stupid enough to make it sound stupid !)

Well, following are the 10 most stupid questions ever to be asked during obvious situations...... but .... now I have prepared answers for each one of them:

1. At the movies:

When you meet acquaintances/friends...

Stupid Question:- Hey, what are you doing here?
Answer:- Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here..

2. In the bus:

A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet...

Stupid Question:- Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer:- No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia.....why don't u try again ?

3. At a funeral:

One of the teary-eyed people ask..

Stupid Question:- Why, why him, of all people ?
Answer:- Why? Would it rather have been you ?

4. At a restaurant:

When you ask the waiter...

Stupid Question:- Is the "Butter Curry" good ??
Answer:- No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occassionaly also spit in it.

5. At a family get-together When some distant aunt meets you after years..

Stupid Question :-Munna,Chickoo, you've become so big !
Answer:- Well you haven't particularly shrunk yourself

6. When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask...

Stupid Question:- Is the guy you're marrying good ?
Answer:- No,he's a miserable wife-beating insensitive lout...it's just the money !

7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call...

Stupid Question:- Sorry. were you sleeping?
Answer:- No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa marry or not. You thought I was sleeping, you dumb witted moron !!!!

8. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair...

Stupid Question:- Hey have you had a haircut?
Answer:- No, its autumn and I'm shedding......

9. At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects in your mouth...

Stupid Question:- Tell me if it hurts?
Answer:- No it wont. It will just bleed.

10. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman in your office asks...

Stupid Question:- Oh, so you smoke.
Answer:- OhMyGosh, it's a miracle ............it was a piece of chalk and now it's in flames!!!

 

[yashsrawat]

because they monkey....

As per te history, monkey were the cause of spreading AIDS, is it true?