Ask a stupid question...

[dbrown]

Because they were all created with Binary Coding (1's and 0's)

Why do we hate Rats?

 

[daniels012]

Because Rats backwards is "Star" and everyone hates a Star!



Why do we say "Clean up"? Are we really cleaning........ UP?

Michael

 

[Mark O'Brien]

Because things got messed up. Things must then get cleaned up. If we messed down and cleaned up at the same rate (or cleaned down and messed up), then neither task could ever be completed.

Why isn't Norie a MrExcel MVP?

 

[daniels012]

Norie is on waivers right now, working out a contract deal.



Why is it, that sentence fragments?

 

[Lewiy]

Because that sentance is grammatically incorrect!

Why is vanilla ice cream white when vanilla extract is brown?

 

[daniels012]

The same reason whatever you eat... afterward when you extract it's brown.


Why does one "catch a cold"? Who is throwing it?

 

[leonnccbm]

why is aberevated such a long word

why is aberevated such a long word when it means to shorten ?

 

[daniels012]

NKTA!


(nobody knows the answer!)





why is it when the stars are out, they are visible, but when the lights are out, they are invisible?


Michael

 

[brian.wethington]

2 different meanings of out!


How did little Johnny get in here?

 

[daniels012]

Because Big Johnny couldn't fit!



If one doctor doctors another doctor does the doctor who doctors the doctor doctor the doctor the way the doctor he is doctoring doctors? Or does the doctor doctor the way the doctor who doctors doctors?



Michael