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[daniels012]

It's all done with mirrors. It really is still there, they just trick you.


Why are shorts... shorts and pants are longs?

 

[Lewiy]

Because why would you call pants "shorts"?

Why are there never enough hours in the day?

 

[daniels012]

Because time is never ending.



How many light bulbs does a chicken take to screw in the road?

 

[chicagodiceman]

None. Chickens like to screw in the dark.

Why is the sky blue?

 

[Oorang]

http://www.sciencemadesimple.com/sky_blue.html

Why did they kick off the hottie instead of Lacey?

 

[daniels012]

They could never spell "Chagney" correctly. (Cagny? Caghney?)


They say a child is born every 7 minutes of a day. Does anyone know who this woman is and can we stop her!!

 

[pawebb]

My mom. She is trying to get in the Guinness Book Of World Records.

After eating, do amphibians have to wait one hour before getting out of the water?

 

[gbradley]

Yes, unless they have a frog in their throat.

What would happen if they held a NASCAR race on opening day of Deer Season?

 

[Marbles]

You would have to be in separate lanes.

How old is yesterday? If you wern't dreaming.

 

[daniels012]

I can answer this one with an excel formula!
=IF(TODAY(A1)<>"DREAMING",A1-WORKDAY(A1),A1-WEEKDAY(A1)



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