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[daniels012]

Here, I got it!

Does a blind man dream in color?

 

[chicagodiceman]

Only if the lights are on in the dream.

How High The Moon on Green Dolphin Street?

 

[daniels012]

The green dolphin street jazzitup club say the moon is as high as you make!



Do turtles sweat?

 

[Andrew Fergus]

Only when wearing turtleneck sweaters.

How will we know where we are when we get there?

 

[chicagodiceman]

Wherever you go there you are.

does anybody really know what time it is?

 

[daniels012]

I doubt it! My sundial does NOT work at night!


Who let the dogs out?

 

[Oorang]

Julius Caesar

Do you suppose the green fairy hangs out with the machine elves?

 

[daniels012]

Not since Lucky Charms added Green Marshmellows



Why do they use the term "Log On" ? There really is no log at at all!

 

[Lewiy]

Because back in the early days they used sticks to whack out binary code on tree trunks.

Where in the nursery rhyme does it say Humpty Dumpty is an egg?

 

[TinaP]

I don't believe it does. It must have gotten scrambled in the translation.

When a woman wears a girdle, where does the fat go?