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Does a blind man dream in color?
 

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Ambidextrous Undo
Undo last command with Ctrl+Z or Alt+Backspace. If you use the Undo icon in the QAT, open the drop-down arrow to undo up to 100 steps.
The green dolphin street jazzitup club say the moon is as high as you make!



Do turtles sweat?
 
Julius Caesar

Do you suppose the green fairy hangs out with the machine elves?
 
Not since Lucky Charms added Green Marshmellows



Why do they use the term "Log On" ? There really is no log at at all!
 
Because back in the early days they used sticks to whack out binary code on tree trunks.

Where in the nursery rhyme does it say Humpty Dumpty is an egg?
 
I don't believe it does. It must have gotten scrambled in the translation.

When a woman wears a girdle, where does the fat go?
 

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