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Why do people insist on picking blueberries in 95 degree weather without a hat?
 

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Round to nearest half hour?
Use =MROUND(A2,"0:30") to round to nearest half hour. Use =CEILING(A2,"0:30") to round to next half hour.
Because they want to show off their hair. Long beautiful hair, Shining, gleaming, Streaming, flaxen, waxen hair.

Where do snozzberries grow?
 
It had something to do with fnords...

When Vegemite goes bad, does it start to taste good?
 
It depends on if bacteria have taste buds.

If we're all part of the Big Bang, can you go backwards in an explosion?
 
Only if the explosion’s in front of you.

Why can’t the chicken just use the underpass like everyone else?
 
They are to me!

Which Neanderthal man was smarter - the one who invented the first wheel or the one invented the second wheel?
 
Because his Prozac perscription ran out.

Why can you never find the duct tape when you need it?
 
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