Ask a stupid question...

[Bruno_x]

If temperature = warm then
   temperature = cooler
else
   temperature = warmer
endif

or simply :

temperature = not(temperature)

Where comes the word "pineapple" from ? because there's no pine and no apple in a pineapple...

 

[itlsbu]

because it doesn't fall very far from the tree

why do we write in english?

 

[Bruno_x]

Als we in 't "vloms" schrijven, dan verstaat 99,5% ons hier niet...

How long will this topic go on ?

 

[onlyadrafter]

till there is no question?

why is the work BIG so small?

 

[Oorang]

Because when you are big you don't need to make a big show about it.

Why did that sound so wrong?

 

[hatman]

Becaus eyour mind is in th egutter wher eit belongs.

Why is it that whenever I submit a post on this board, all of my E's end up stuck to th enext word rather the end of the word wher eit belongs??

 

[Todd Bardoni]

Sticky keys.

What does "Turing" mean?

 

[riaz]

It's two thirds of a three ring.

Why are some things pretty ugly?

 

[Oorang]

Because beauty is in the eye of the beerholder.
The cheese is old and moldy. Where is the bathroom?

 

[Smitty]

Who needs a bathroom when you're a dog and can speak Spanish...

What ever happened to Chuck the Wonder Dog?