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[JamieDuncan]

Depends on the type of blonde, strawberry or ash.


If you were a tree, what would you be made from?

 

[hatman]

Sawdust.

If tin whistles are made of tin, what do they make FOGHORNS out of?

 

[Kriptik]

Q&A

Answer: Fog but I may have mist the point

Question: What do occasional tables do when they are not being tables?

 

[JamieDuncan]

A:
They cease to exist in this dimension momentarily for less than fractions of a second, but repeatedly do this every fraction of a second so that the table can exist functionally in many dimensions at once. This is so the megaconglomerate IGMDTTCo (InterGalactic-MultiDimensional Table Traders Company) can sell a single table an infinite amount of times thus creating a markup of infinite percentage.

Apparently

Q:
Did anyone see which way my sanity went?

 

[hatman]

That way <->

Does your chewing gum lose it's flavor on the bed-post overnight?

 

[Oorang]

Nope it still knows right where it's at.

Does anyone thing you can fight terrorism with facial hair?

 

[hatman]

I prefer to use a gun... facial hair really isn't very effective as a weapon.

Why'd they change the name from Constantinople to Istanbul? Or for that matter from New Amsterdam to New York?

 

[Oorang]

That's nobody's business but the Turks.

What are Triangle Man's powers anyway?

 

[Oaktree]

Triangle man's powers are to hate Person Man and win fights against him.

Am I the only other person who gets these TMBG references?

 

[hatman]

No, I do too, you just got there first.

So if we walk, will we ever get there?