Ask a stupid question...

[Greg Truby]

Same reason ya don't tinkle on an electric fence. But not to worry, both are the sort of mistakes greenhorns only make once.

Can elephants catch colds?

 

[BigRed42]

elephants can't catch anything cause they don't have any hands.

why do they call them apartments when they are so close together?

 

[Rank]

They used to be appart, but now, they're reunited because they all love eatch other!

Why do we call a dog a "dog"?

 

[Oorang]

Because it was hard not to make a rude sound whilst trying to prounce docga.


Can atheists get insurance for acts of God?

 

[asgourlay]

Yes but it does not cover; Acts of Man, Acts of Nature, Acts of Governments, Acts of stupidity.

What do you call a group of VBA Programmers?

R

 

[Oorang]

A nerd of programmers.

A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train
stops. What should I be doing at my work station?

 

[BigRed42]

taking a nap


for pete's sake, for the love of mike, who are these people?

 

[Rank]

I don't know!

Is that answer's stupid enough for this thread?

 

[asgourlay]

Only if you were wearing your clown costume when typing it.

How many VBA Programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

R

 

[BigRed42]

this has not yet been decided:
http://www.mrexcel.com/board2/viewtopic.php?t=189444


what the heck?