Ask a stupid question...

[The Count.]

Its a conspiracy to make you do math to see if it's worth buying enough of each to equal out! Ah, Ah, Ah.
It's also good for teaching beginning algebra...

What happened to Sesame Street, it used to be so cool, now it's weak...

-The Count

"One, One post. Ah, Ah, Ah..."

 

[Zack Barresse]

Count! It's so great to see you!!!

What happened to Sesame Street, it used to be so cool, now it's weak...

You should have had a whole show to your own, but those damned Bert and Ernie fellers done screwed it up for everyone.

Q: I got nothing. Just wanted to say Hi to the Count.

 

[Oorang]

Sesame street is like the Grateful Dead, or Teletubbies. The less under the influence you are, the less you will enjoy it.

Why do people in the same breath complain that the government never listens to them, but then complain about the NSA wire tapping US citizens?

 

[Rank]

Because the NSA deny that they are listening!

Am I to old to get drunk one night and then go to work the next morning?

 

[Scott Huish]

The Magic 8-ball says Maybe.

What do vegetarian cannibals eat?

 

[erik.van.geit]

carnivorous plants

Why are some peppers hot and others not ?

 

[XLGibbs]

Why are some peppers hot and others not ?

--because some of them were just born ugly,others got an extreme makeover.


How does a thermous know when to keep stuff cold and when to keep stuff warm.?

 

[Crow_23]

"All the thermos is doing is limiting heat transfer through the walls of the thermos. That lets the fluid inside the thermos keep its temperature nearly constant for a long period of time (whether the temperature is hot or cold). " It's just a vacum. ~from howstuffworks.com


If you spin an oriental man in a circle three times, does he become disoriented?

 

[Crizznitch]

Naw, he is just suffering from discombobul-asian.

How can you half-expect something?

 

[Oorang]

Well it's not quite expectation, more like a sort of suspicion.

Why shouldn't you squat with your spurs on?