Ask a stupid question...

[Oorang]

There is only so much taste pleasure a human is alloted in their lifetime. When it's gone you die. So of course things that are VERY tasty shorten your life.

Ala the commerical:

If a cat chokes to death swallowing a mouse, who killed who?

 

[Andrew Fergus]

That depends on whether the mouse was dead or alive before being swallowed.

Fact : yesterday the Australian explorer / entrepreneur **** Smith flew solo from Australia to Sydney in a single engine aeroplane (airplane for our US friends). So on that note, a single engine aeroplane is flying from Australia to New Zealand at 120mph into a head wind of 30 mph for the first half of the journey. For the second half of the journey, there is a 10mph northerly crosswind. The plane departed from Sydney airport at 9am local time with a full load of fuel but ran out a mile from shore and coasted the rest of the way. Consider also the aeroplane was flying against the direction of the earth's rotation. What type of sandwiches did **** take on board with him?

 

[XLGibbs]

Because your body does not know the difference, we are trained to think that the food is bad..so your brain tricks you.

How come nothing in that Alanis Morrisette song "It's ironic" represents irony?
(which IS of course, ironic)

 

[farnuckl]

Maybe she meant "ironic" in the sense that it is composed mostly of or exhibits properties of iron...you know, like ionic, or moronic.

What's the best way to pass time at work, without really working? (Besides surfing MrExcel.com boards!!)

 

[mrhartley]

pass some time by trying to roll a mouse ball round a cd without it falling off. (hold cd in palm of hand)

which is better! passing my chocolate to my wife who is on a diet or eating it myself who is also on a diet.

 

[Andrew Fergus]

Absolutely 100% give the chocolate to your wife. That way you get brownie points that you can either spend or invest.

What is the answer to my question at the top of this page? (it was missed by the next poster)

 

[Smitty]

Bodalla & Tomato, because the lamb wouldn't fit (and they can't fly).

Why does my wife tell me that it's "our" money, but they're "your" bills?

Smitty

 

[Mr_Stability]

As my wife explained on our wedding night...

'What's yours is mine, what's mine's my own' don't even think of disputing it!


If something happened yonks ago, exactly how long is a yonk, and how many of them ago did it happen?

 

[Oorang]

If you type Convert 1 Yonk to days in google you will see the answer is "BF - Yonk"

As I was going to St Ives, I met a man with seven wives. Every wife had seven sacks, every sack had seven cats, and every cat had seven kittens. Kittens, cats, sacks, and wives, how many were going to St Ives?

 

[Oaktree]

None. If you were going to St Ives and met them, they were coming from St Ives.

Why is it so dark outside?