Ask a stupid question...

[Oorang]

It's the matrix readjusting itself.

Does the Matrix need better support?

 

[NBVC]

Perhaps.

How does someone find the time to read through this entire thread to find duplicate questions?

 

[Crow_23]

Cause we are at work

If interstate highways are supposed to connect 2 states, why does Hawaii have one?

 

[Oorang]

Interstate is a bit of a misnomer. An interstate, I think, is technically any road paid for by the Federal Government.

Why won't you just love me?

 

[Crow_23]

Cause u didnt provide a sufficiently stupid enough answer to my stupid question

Interstate Highway: a limited access superhighway (or expressway) constructed as part of a national system of such highways in order to provide for high-speed automobile travel between the states


If crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight?

 

[Tazguy37]

Either for freedom, or against it...it just depends which side you're on. Have people become so lazy that they must type "u" instead of "you"?

 

[farnuckl]

Ya, looks like u didn't get the memo.

Why are truly horrible, tasteless jokes still funny?

-farnuckl

 

[Andrew Fergus]

The answer is best explained with a joke :
I say, I say, I say, what is the secret of great......
Timing.
Sorry?
Timing.
Huh?
You know - what is the secret of great comedy? ... Timing!
Oh. Is that funny?
It's more of a visual joke.

If it hurts so much when u knock it, why is it called a 'funny bone'?

 

[macleanb]

Because your supposed to tap it gently, not ram it onto a sharp object - then you get the required "humerous"

Can you please answer the questions in my sig....

 

[milesUK]

I don't know Why do people say "It goes without saying" or "With the greatest of respect".(still in joke mode from a previous post)

How does Teflon stick to the pan?