Ask a stupid question...

They use dried wheetabix - that'll stick anything. Have we done why do men have nipples yet?
 

Excel Facts

How to fill five years of quarters?
Type 1Q-2023 in a cell. Grab the fill handle and drag down or right. After 4Q-2023, Excel will jump to 1Q-2024. Dash can be any character.
No we haven't - would you like to?

Exactly when will this end?
 
It's the thread that never ends
It just goes on and on my friends
Some people started typing it
Not knowing what it was
And they're gonna keep on typing it forever just because
It's the thread that never ends
It just goes on and on my friends...


How does Darth Vader Poop?
 
The force isn't just for choking people you know...

Why is it so hard for a lefty to get a break in the cruel, cruel world?
 
It rains on the lefty and the righy.

What was the neatest thing before sliced bread?
 
Unsliced bread.

Men have nipples because they are mammals.

When is enough, enough?
 
Years of brainwashing by Garfield.

My boss got mad when I liberated our VP's monitor from his "oppressive regime", does she hate freedom?
 
No, she just loves "oppressive regimes".

Did the first person to decide that "flammable" should be a colloquialism for "inflammable" and vice versa suffer a terrible misfortune?
 
Yes, but Michael (that's Mr. Jackson) managed to pull through it!

Why does food that's bad for you taste so good?
 

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