Ask a stupid question...

[Greg Truby]

They used to; and yes you could. But then Mrs. Gladys Phillips, 74, of Byron, Nebraska burned her fingers trying to read a particularly salacious passage (for the third time); sued Cambell's; and they quit making it.

If you put *******s in your alphabet soup is it the functional equivilant of mumbling?

 

[Mr_Stability]

Only if they're Animal *******s (Remember the song?)

When do In and Out mean the same thing?

 

[whiteghost]

sex

why diid my wife provide that answer?

 

[erik.van.geit]

because you spent 4 days to find it to no avail

why didn't he find the answer himself ?

 

[atmospheric]

Lack of confidence

Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?

 

[Cbrine]

You wouldn't want them getting away.

If you can lead a horse to water, why can't you make him drink?

 

[PaddyD]

Because you have previously sewn its lips together.

How do you tell when you've run out of invisible ink?

 

[Cbrine]

You start to see what you are writing.

I'm a liar, everything I say is a lie. Am I lying or not?

 

[NBVC]

Only you know the answer to that.

Why do you park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?

 

[Andrew Fergus]

Why do I get the same feeling of deja vu again???