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So they can unlock black holes

Why do they call it taking a dump? Where do you take it?
 

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Definition: To discard or reject unceremoniously....even though i do know some who do it ceremoniously.



The ocean is salt water and icebergs are fresh water. Icebergs are IN the oceaN. SO HOW THE HELL DID THEY GET THERE!!!!!?????? :banghead:
 
They floated there over time, get with it :roll:

When is right wrong and wrong right?
 
When looked at from the other side of the coin. Or if you are taking a left.


If it is -10° now and was 0° yesterday, and tomorrow is said to be twice as cold as yesterday, how cold would it get tomorrow?
 
-20°

But how cold would it be if it was twice as cold tommorow as it was today?
 
If I remember basic Pysics..... twice as cold = half the heat energy.
So..... if today is 0 Celsius and tomorow is twice as cold

Absolute zero os about -273 C so half the heat of 0 c must be about -136.5c - a bit nippy.

How many beans make five?
 
It depends - are you buying or selling?

Why does technology fail me only at the most crucial of times?
 
That's what they call Murphy's Law, my friend.

Is there anything that goes up that doesn't come down?
 
The price of gas.

Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
 
Only if you read it to them.

Do they make braille soup for the blind (and could you arrange the marks to create a steamy novel)?
 

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