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Because it's Chicago in the middle of winter. Duh.

Why do slow drivers insist on driving in the "fast" lane?
 
Because everyone who drives slower is an idiot, and anyone driving faster is a Moron...they think they are driving "just right"

Why is it that if "looking something up" rarely involves looking, and never involves "looking up" ...for that matter how come "up" is the most versatile (non - profane ;) )word in the english language..
 
The phrase 'looking something up' was actually made up, and represents something that is impossible to do for precisely your reasons. Thats why when you say to someone 'look me up if you're in town', they never do.

What is the average number of posts, from people playing this game so far and should I be playing this game if (as I suspect) I am below average?
 
No.

Are you absolutely sure there is no such thing as a dumb question??
 
ALL questions are dumb, due to their inability to speak.


So if a question is always dumb, can it ever be 'quick'.
 
Are you absolutely sure there is no such thing as a dumb question??
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A: No. To the contrary, I am absolutely sure there IS such a thing and I can give you a perfect example: you are in hot water with the Mrs. and you have absolutely no idea why. You can thing of nothing you've done wrong (in the last 48 hours). So you ask "What? Is it that time of the month again?" That, gentlemen, has got to rank in the top 3 single stupidest questions you can ever possibly utter.

Q: Do the Chinese have crossword puzzles?
 
Sure they're just a little less cross and more polite and respectful.

If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea does that mean the 5th person enjoys it?
 
No, it means they are in the bathroom when the poll was taken. :roll:

"What? Is it that time of the month again?" That, gentlemen, has got to rank in the top 3 single stupidest questions you can ever possibly utter.
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possibly, but I think it is this one...

"Can I ask you a question?"
which I usually reply with :
"Yes, would you like to ask another?"
now, people just say
"Can I ask you two questions?"


anyways,

We know that post count does not matter, but shouldn't it matter if the post counts?
 
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