Ask a stupid question...

[onlyadrafter]

If there is enough time.

Who chose the colours of street markings?

 

[Bruno_x]

the street-markings-choser

An hour is more important/significant then a minute, so why is the hour-pointer on a clock shorter then the minute-pointer ?

 

[Airfix9]

Because the second hand is the third hand!

Why is "Abbreviation" such a long word?

 

[hatman]

So it doesn't get lost as easily as abbreviations do.

Is it paranoia when they are REALLY out to get you?

 

[Todd Bardoni]

"No", say the voices in my head.

When will it be my turn?

 

[hatman]

At the end of the tour
When the road disappears
If there's any more people around
When the tour runs aground
And if you're still around
Then You'll Get Your Turn at the end of the tour
The engagements are booked through the end of the world
So You'll Get Your Turn at the end of the tour

How does one make the "Sign of a Teaspoon?"

 

[Todd Bardoni]

Like this.

How come my girlfriend never shuts up?

 

[rettingr]

She has nothing to say.

How come computers will never be as smart as humans?

 

[hatman]

Because they spend too much time Turing, and not enough studying.

Why was I too blind to see that a barrel full of building bricks is heavier than me?

 

[Oaktree]

Because your MASSIVE EYEPATCH was hindering your vision.

When someone says "turn up the A/C" does that mean make it colder (i.e. make the cooling effect greater) or make it warmer (i.e. turn the nob so the temperature goes up)?