Ask a stupid question...

[Andrew Fergus]

He's out back making an indecent proposal to the cat....

If "hair restorer with permanent wave" is the answer, what was the question?

 

[Lewiy]

What do you give the bald man who has everything?....

How many roads must a man walk down before you can call him a man?

 

[Greg Truby]

Any number of roads will do as long as, while walking them, he steadfastly refuses to stop and ask for directions if accompanied by a wife who insists that he do so.

Is it true that consuming excessive amounts of blueberries causes one to have a predilection for odd hats?

 

[daniels012]

Indeed! Ask the Hatman



Why do you drive on the parkway... yet you park on the driveway??

Michael

 

[ExcelChampion]

You're supposed to drive on the parkway and park on the driveway? I wish someone told me that yesterday.

What about Bob?

 

[Lewiy]

Bob parked on the parkway and got arrested.

Why does it hurt so muh?

 

[daniels012]

If it didn't you would have spelled much properly!


:wink: What is this world coming to?

 

[Oorang]

A place near you!

What are the odds your last name would be Excel, than a software company would produce a spreadsheet and name it that, and then you become really good with that piece of software?

 

[daniels012]

1,256,254,857,102,256 to 1


Why do words have "gh" in them?

 

[NumbersMax]

To slow your typing speed!

Why does a partygoer describe a night they can't remember, ending in a hangover as a good time?