Ask a stupid question...

[bruty]

Whatever isn't down

How did I find this topic?

 

[shades]

Careful slouthing, when you should have been busy at work.


Why does black look blue except when it is red?

 

[Oorang]

Bursting capillaries

Are wombats edible?

 

[daniels012]

As long as you fry them. Anything fried is good to eat and bad for you.


What is the difference between love and hate?

 

[Lewiy]

There is no difference, they always come together.

What will they think of next?

 

[pawebb]

What they didn't think of first.


Why are highways build so close to the ground?

 

[Jonmo1]

So you won't have a Virtigo Attack while driving.

Why do you drive on a parkway, but park in the driveway?

 

[daniels012]

If your in Los Angeles you actually do park on a parkway and if your a kid the only place your mom lets you drive is on the driveway.


If you saw a turtle without it's shell... What would it look like and how would you know it was a turtle?

 

[Jonmo1]

Originally posted by Gates is Antichrist (post deleted on request~VP):

If you were driving at the speed of light and turned on your headlights, would anything happen?

You'd crash and burn because there's no road that is long and straight enough for you to drive that fast on.

Why did they choose the word "Terminal" to describe the place where you get on an Airplane?

 

[daniels012]

Originally posted by Gates is Antichrist (post deleted on request~VP):

When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

It has to specify the actual type. Examples would be:
Brie, Cheddar, Bleu du Vercors , Achuza, Maredsous, Leipäjuusto, Monterey Jack

I know it's more difficult but pictures turn out great!

Why do we have everything in two's? Example, hands, feet, eyes, etc.
(There are lots of times I could have used 4's)