Ask a stupid question...

[riaz]

It's not the monkey that spread Aids, it's the monkeying around.

If you are on a deserted island alone and no woman can hear you, is what you say still wrong?

 

[cornflakegirl]

If you are on a deserted island alone and no woman can hear you, is what you say still wrong?

That joke doesn't become funny just because you keep telling it!

 

[Stormseed]

It's not the monkey that spread Aids, it's the monkeying around

Experience speaks

 

[riaz]

That joke doesn't become funny just because you keep telling it!

The criteria is stupid, not funny. Apologies if I have offended.

 

[Greg Truby]

If you are on a deserted island alone and no woman can hear you, is what you say still wrong?

The correctness may be subjective. However, we can see that the level of humour found in the wit¹ would obviously still be nil.

While we have a Mr. Excel. Why isn't there any Miss Access? (Or perhaps there are many.) Or indeed, why isn't there a Mrs. Word? (or would such a name be redundant?)

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1. Prefix "wit" with "half" or "nit" if it suits you.

 

[yashsrawat]

as they all belong to one family... so may be thre few mr or miss, now the family head let us know who is me or miss.

who is best amoung them Guy,Gal or Gay ?

 

[Stormseed]

Hi Yash,

Not to your offence, but do you have any idea, what you are talking about ? It is always better to keep the mouth closed whenever you do not realize or understand the happening around you.

 

[yashsrawat]

Well Nimit,it was just stupid question... that it?dont take it as personal.
sorry incase i hurt anyone.
and my first line was reply of "Gerg question".

 

[Qldguy30au]

I dont think you had a question, so ill start it back up again..

Why is it when you buy a cheeseburger and ask for extra pickles, they charge you for them, but when you ask they be taken off, they dont drop th price?

 

[riaz]

Why is it when you buy a cheeseburger and ask for extra pickles, they charge you for them, but when you ask they be taken off, they dont drop th price?

(That is actually a very good, not a stupid question)

Because the labour involved in taking the pickles off has been "out-sauced".

If I went to the library and asked the whereabouts of the self-help section, would I be defeating myself before I start?