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What is the secret message in PI (3.14...) ?
 

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Why do you drive on the Parkway and park in a driveway?

If women had breasts on their back, would more men learn how to dance?

What would a chair look like if knees bent the other way?

Inquiring minds need answers. :hammer:
 
1) Because.

2) No.

3) Turn it around, see for yourself.


Q: If alien visitors to our planet are of a higher intelligence, why do they abduct the stupidest people?

Q: If the opposite of "pro" is "con," does that make Congress the opposite of progress?

Q: Is it possible to slam a revolving door?
 
1) They weren't stupid BEFORE they were abuducted. Hmm.

2) Yes

3) Only counterclockwise

How did "That sucks" and "That blows", though clearly antonyms, somehow become synonyms?
 
Ehhh i wouldnt necessarily say synonyms...all depends on personal preference!!! :-D

Q: Should Vegetarians eat animal *******s?

Q: Who gets to name the crayon colors anyway?

Q: Do you find it a bit unnerving doctors call what they do practice?

Q: If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
 
1. No. Vegetarians are who we will eat when we run out of meat.
2. Mr Derwent.
3. They haven't got it right yet.
4. No, but if they carry it out unsuccessfully they get multiple charges - attempted murder, attempted suicide, plus it's just one more failure in their lives.

And one in poor taste:

Were JFK's final words "I need this parade like I need a hole in head?"
 
They were "I should have gone to the theater."

Why do they have expiration dates on sour cream?
 
Expiration dates show the date at which the sour cream will give up its life of sailing the high seas, singing "yo ho ho and a bottle of rum", plundering dubloons and saying "yarrrrr me hearties".

Who put the "ram" in the ramalamadingdong?
 

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