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[erik.van.geit]

They like to repeat twice the same again.

What's the difference between the two legs of a man?

 

[Bruno_x]

There is one on the left hand side and one on the right hand side.

Why is that thing that keeps you dry, called "a wetsuite"

 

[milesUK]

It keeps you warm (and wet) not dry!

What does a PC monitor actually monitor?

 

[Oorang]

The luckless attempts of the user to operate the coomputer. It's quitely laughing at you.

Why is there braille on the keyboard of drive-up ATMS?

 

[tactps]

For blind drivers (and we've all seen plenty of those on the road!)

How can you turn an alarm off, after it has just gone off?

 

[Striker475]

*1# - clear memory.

Why does work bore me?

 

[Oorang]

Because you aren't creative enough to figure out how to entertain yourself by ameteur social experiments.


Why did all the periments quit anyway?

 

[Andrew Fergus]

It was bad for their health and they wanted to be ex-periments.

How many oil rigs are there in the North Sea?

 

[Mr_Stability]

Not nearly enough, the seagulls like to nest on them, and there are LOTS of gulls.

Have any of you ever met an honest politician?

 

[Oorang]

Yes but no one else can see him.

Where do I come from?