Ask a stupid question...

[Andrew Fergus]

Because it beats sitting on it.

Who was the first person to look at a cow's udder and think 'I'm gonna squeeze that thing real hard and drink whatever comes out'?

 

[Oorang]

A person was immediatly one-upped by the guy who ate the first egg.

Why don't they make coffee fountains?

 

[Greg Truby]

Starbucks was gonna. But after McD's lawsuit, couldn't get the idea approved by legal dept. for fear of someone falling in, getting bodyscalded and ending up owning the company.

Did anyone ever find the peck of pickled peppers that Peter Piper picked?

 

[whiteghost]

Yes McD's did and they are still using the original peck

if some falls from a great height why do the scream all the way down. it only hurts when they stop falling

 

[Andrew Fergus]

They aren't screaming, it just sounds like screaming when falling from a great height with your mouth open. The wind passing that fast over your vocal chords creates a sound that sounds very much like a scream.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

 

[Zack Barresse]

A lot.

How far can an elephant tinkle?

 

[tactps]

Elephant's don't tinkle. Stars do.

Why do shops that are open 24 hours still have locks on the doors?

 

[Andrew Fergus]

The locks are there to keep the staff in (you should see the chains and shackles they have behind the counter).

Why does a sandwich always land jam side down when you drop it?

 

[tactps]

You're putting butter and jam on the worng side.

Why is the word "dictionary" in the dictionary?

 

[Tazguy37]

In case you don't know what it means.

Why do people say "make the same mistake again"?