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[WillR]

...count backwards in integer time from TODAY() to Zero... this was gonna take some time thought Mini-Me...

 

[Zack Barresse]

.. but he never finished the though as he was walking across the road he was hit by a passing car; he was never seen by the driver. He was rushed to the hospital, but never made it. The Doctor said ...

 

[Greg Truby]

"If only the emperor had known that you don't give a pickle to a lemur to show it you're friendly; you use pickles for wombats. To show a lemur you're friendly you..."

 

[shades]

tickle the underside of its...

 

[just_jon]

... little pink uvula.

 

[shades]

but the doctor being too embarrassed to continue (and too embarrassed to ask what that was), he thought better of it, and decided to

 

[Mr_Stability]

Quit to save the munchkins from the raiding Harley riding oompa-lompas, by arming them with squirty ketchup bottles from th local greasy spoon.

 

[just_jon]

... which was a well-known eatery on the shady-side of the tracks, know for its endless servings of spam, spam, and - oh by the way - more spam. Hence the origin of the munchkin phrase ...

 

[shades]

Just follow that yellow brick...

 

[clipovich]

road. We're off to eat the dinner, the wonderful dinner of Spam.