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[Barrie Davidson]

defecate and urinate simultaneously. "Great! Another pair of underwear lost", he thought. "Hey boss...

 

[clipovich]

mind if I go home a little early?" He pleaded. "In a few hours" his boss replied.

 

[Oorang]

But I have an emergency he said

 

[Greg Truby]

His boss begins to retort, "like the time Harley-riding Oompa..." -- but Hans Blix & Donny Rumsfield burst into the room; take one deep whiff and proclaim

 

[just_jon]

"wEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION! "

 

[milesUK]

A considerable amount of time and effort goes into the search. BD refuses to let HB & Co on his property! Even though he knows that the WoMaD are there HB is forced to report that there is no evidence that they actually exist. They leave the room..

 

[just_jon]

... only to discover "We're not in Kansas anymore, Toto!" At which point there was an ear-piercing scream, which could only mean ...

 

[Greg Truby]

that the Shamrock-shake-besotted Oompa Loompas had sent a raiding party into Munchkin Land. The head of the MM (Munchkin Militia) quickly...

 

[WillR]

stepped to the left, stepping on a small natterjack toad that had been sleeping nearby......

 

[phantom1975]

....causing Emperor Mini Me to exclaim, "Let's do the time warp again!" Suddenly every person young and old, short and tall began to.....