Please click HERE to continue this story.......

[Greg Truby]

If ever a yummy dinner there was, Spam's the most wonderful dinner there is!" The Munchkin Militia had broken into song (bad habit of theirs). The rousing chorus was interrupted as the leader of the Oompa Loompa raiders

 

[just_jon]

who said: "I spam, therefore I am."

Well, nobody ever accused the Oompa Loompa of deep thinking, although - it's a little known fact - they are the very best in the world at ...

 

[Zack Barresse]

ping pong. Surprisingly enough, they are just tall enough to stand a full head above the table, and giving them an advantage to see the ball more readily. But the problem is ...

 

[clipovich]

lip splinters.

 

[just_jon]

Which helps explain the bizarre Oompa Loompa mating ritual of ...

 

[Andrew Fergus]

..."tipping the spam". But the less said about that the better, because...

 

[shades]

that leads to tipping others things, like the outhouse, and of course...

 

[clipovich]

cow tipping. Speaking of cows...

 

[Zack Barresse]

... the "tipping the cow" ritual has long been considered a customary type of 'rite of passage' for the Oompa's. Also, as part of this passage, it is necessary to ...

 

[Cbrine]

to become one with the cow, by spending 7 days living as a cow within the herd....