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[Greg Truby]

and what between hungry calves looking for dinner and ardent bulls, being "a cow in the herd" ain't as easy as you might think; yet it was still better than the Munchkins' rite of passage which involved...

 

[Andrew Fergus]

reciting the bloodless oath backwards in Latin while drinking from a yard glass, all the while bungy-jumping from...

 

[Oorang]

However once you have achieved cow-oneness you are granted certain cow-powers, among them the ability to...

 

[just_jon]

... create lots of methane, which always comes in handy wen you're ...

 

[Zack Barresse]

.. in thick bovine traffic, clearing the path without much effort. But the downside is ..

 

[Cbrine]

the PETA members who are picketing us for contributing to the greenhouse effect.

 

[Barrie Davidson]

Now I know you're thinking "Where did I put that...

 

[Greg Truby]

spatula? I had it when I was making flapjacks this morning; when our camp was attacked by...

 

[just_jon]

... a herd of pygmy unicorns, who are always in a snit having spent all their lives being mistaken for thumbtacks.

Why just yesterday, one of them snarled "How would you like to spend all day with your head in the wall and a thumb in your ..."

 

[Oorang]

posterior?! Why there was a time when we got RESPECT. But now people just look at us and say...