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[phantom1975]

....the juicy sound of flatulance! It's pungent aroma can only be described as......

 

[just_jon]

... a near-death experience.

When the air finally cleared, the only living thing left still having a sense of smell was ...

 

[Barrie Davidson]

Phantom1975! (imagine that) Seems he's used to living with that smell. After all...

 

[just_jon]

... until recently, upon his unlikely union with a member of the opposite sex, he'd rarely had use for toiletries and hygiene.

Why, even large scab-filled rodents would run screaming at his approach, much like the response Barrie has when ...

 

[shades]

looking in the mirror in the morning and realizing...

 

[Barrie Davidson]

I'll never be able to figure out how Aladin comes up with those formulae (always thinking Excel, I'm pathetic!). Oh well, there's always late night...

 

[clipovich]

on the Shopping Network. He had been saving for six months to buy...

 

[Greg Truby]

Phantom a Christmas basket with some beano, soap on a rope, a boxed set of Thundercats DVD's and the latest CD from guitar maestro Esteban, whom Phantom listens to while

 

[just_jon]

... wondering if Esteban and Zorro are, in fact, one and the same person. While lost in thought he did not notice ...

 

[milesUK]

.. the boss creap up behind him. A gentle tap on the shoulder caused him to..