How not to eat with your hands

[Snakehips]

If it's what comes out of my wife's "bread maker" we call it a brick.

I do hope that Mrs Smitty doesn't get to read that otherwise she might be after your man tackle with a seriously large and sharp piece of 'CUTLERY'!!!!! Or should that be 'SILVERWARE'?

 

[Joe4]

I do hope that Mrs Smitty doesn't get to read that otherwise she might be after your man tackle with a seriously large and sharp piece of 'CUTLERY'!!!!! Or should that be 'SILVERWARE'?

...or hit him with a "brick"!

 

[Snakehips]

...or hit him with a "brick"!

D'you mean 'loaf' ' i'm to death!!!! ?

 

[Smitty]

I do hope that Mrs Smitty doesn't get to read that otherwise she might be after your man tackle with a seriously large and sharp piece of 'CUTLERY'!!!!! Or should that be 'SILVERWARE'?

Like she says: "the fastest way to a man's heart - is through his chest with a steak knife..."

 

[spaneminent]

Just ask for a "spork". That should cover all the bases!

Yes, a spoon and pork! those two will do definitely

 

[EPURON]

Just say it how you say it in your hometown. Also i live in canada and when i go to the states, I say washroom by accident and they look at me like i am out of the ordinary xD

 

[Joe4]

i live in canada and when i go to the states, I say washroom by accident and they look at me like i am out of the ordinary

Where I live in the States, people would know what you are talking about (some people actually do use that phrase here). But then again, I don't live that far from the Canadian border.

 

[Snakehips]

Just say it how you say it in your hometown. Also i live in canada and when i go to the states, I say washroom by accident and they look at me like i am out of the ordinary xD

Washroom????!!!!!!!!

This all started off as a civilised and sensible discussion as to how people, from different places and perhaps different walks of life, refer to the implements they would use in order to avoid eating food with their hands.

Then for some inexplicable reason, we wandered away from the core subject and ended up discussing not only the various ways we refer to items that are, essentially, 'baked dough' but also how certain of such items, notably those produced by Mrs Smitty, might be suitable for building houses or even as implements of murder!


Is it acceptable that we now appear to veering so far off the core subject that we are discussing colloquialisms and euphemisms associated with our 'elimination needs'?

I seriously think that the forum's Moderators need to keep a close watch on this thread.

In my humble opinion, standards are fast going down the 'porcelain throne in Mrs Tinkle's house'!!!!!

 

[jsotola]

ask for a shovel .... consume mass quantities ....

 

[Joe4]

Is it acceptable that we now appear to veering so far off the core subject that we are discussing colloquialisms and euphemisms associated with our 'elimination needs'?

I seriously think that the forum's Moderators need to keep a close watch on this thread.

In my humble opinion, standards are fast going down the 'porcelain throne in Mrs Tinkle's house'!!!!!

...that's exactly what the Lounge is for!
(as long as it all stays "PG"...)