What do you use your Scotch Tape for?

[SuperFerret]

Duct tape is like The Force, it has a dark side, a light side and holds the world together.

 

[danlaporte]

--snip--
"Remember, if the women don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy." - Red Green

Everyone bow your heads and follow along:

"I'm a man,
but I can change,
If I have to,
...I guess."



Dan

 

[Atroxell]

Everyone bow your heads and follow along:
 
"I'm a man,
but I can change,
If I have to,
...I guess."
 
:rofl: 
Dan

Ahhh, Dan... It has been 20+ years since I lived in Mountain View, CA....Things have changed far too much for me to ever return, I fear...

 

[chuckchuckit]

‘SCOTCH TAPE –vs- POST IT NOTE nested “If” macro, that has been running continually for me for years.<?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-comfficeffice" /><o></o>
<o></o>

Sub PostItNoteVsScotchTape ()
<o:p></o:p>
If (you need to use a [FONT=Times New Roman]POST IT NOTE [/FONT]) Then<o:p></o:p>
    If (environment is clean + no wind) Then<o:p></o:p>
        Use POST IT NOTE only<o:p></o:p>
    ElseIf (environment is clean + windy) Then<o:p></o:p>
        Use POST IT NOTE + SCOTCH TAPE<o:p></o:p>
    ElseIf(environment is dirty + windy) Then<o:p></o:p>
        Use POST IT NOTE + SCOTCH TAPE + MORE SCOTCH TAPE<o:p></o:p>
    ElseIf(environment is dirty + windy + BEANIE THE CAT is loose)
        Do While BEANIE THE CAT is still loose<o:p></o:p>
            Chase BEANIE THE CAT<o:p></o:p>
        Loop<o:p></o:p>
        Lock up BEANIE THE CAT in his room again<o:p></o:p>
        Use POST IT NOTE + SCOTCH TAPE + MORE SCOTCH TAPE<o:p></o:p>
    Else<o:p></o:p>
        ‘Do nothing because nothing else matters<o:p></o:p>
    End If<o:p></o:p>
End If
<o:p></o:p>
End Sub