Very tricky formula required

[Von Pookie]

Oh yes he does. That's not the first time he's whined about me typing faster t than him today

 

[NateO]

So fast, her 't' key stutters.

 

[Greg Truby]

Well, since I've been rousted from my afternoon reverie, perhaps, Richard, I can offer you some nice Scorpian Brittle? Upon reflection -- and as much to my own surprise as anyone's -- perhaps I have stayed on topic? I mean, truly, Jon's new girlfriend would undoubtedly consider a box of Scorpian Brittle to be a most unforgettable gift. And @ only $3.95 it nicely dovetails with Erik and Brian's concerns of not dropping too many quid on the lass... C'mon Jon, admit it, you're wondering what she'd do were you to actually do it...[I mean c'mon we know she's *weird*, she's dating a friend of Richard's fer Pete's sake...]

 

[Von Pookie]

So fast, her 't' key stutters.

Ttttthattt was justttt a ttttypo.

 

[brian.wethington]

Well, since I've been rousted from my afternoon reverie, perhaps, Richard, I can offer you some nice Scorpian Brittle? Upon reflection -- and as much to my own surprise as anyone's -- perhaps I have stayed on topic? I mean, truly, Jon's new girlfriend would undoubtedly consider a box of Scorpian Brittle to be a most unforgettable gift. And @ only $3.95 it nicely dovetails with Erik and Brian's concerns of not dropping too many quid on the lass... C'mon Jon, admit it, you're wondering what she'd do were you to actually do it...[I mean c'mon we know she's *weird*, she's dating a friend of Richard's fer Pete's sake...]

This or you could give her a nice handshake!

 

[Jon von der Heyden]

I mean, truly, Jon's new girlfriend would undoubtedly consider a box of Scorpian Brittle to be a most unforgettable gift.

Yuck! My recent thinking has been a card with a fiver in it! Or maybe cat brittle! Only kiddin' Kristy!!!

 

[Richard Schollar]

Or maybe cat brittle! Only kiddin' Kristy!!!

Hey! I like cats too - they taste like chicken

 

[Oorang]

I think you'll be just fine if you simply avoid the worst case scenarios... To quote MP Dunleavy...
"The thoughtlessness that counts: Don't get pierced earrings for your friend who doesn't have pierced ears (I did). Don't buy cookies for a diabetic. No booze for the teetotaler. Don't get "Fear of Flying" for a born-again Christian. You get the idea."

Besides... Since she is with you she clearly needs one of these.

 

[Andrew Fergus]

Or some of these

 

[Richard Schollar]

Agree - more powerful glasses is a definite must