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[Peter_SSs]

...but it is for the Star Wars fans

Or is that for the "thtar warth fanth"?

 

[Lewiy]

Ok, as this thread is starting to go off track now, I think it’s time to tally up. So, we have 11010 nominations………The polls only allow 1010 options so if we want to have a proper vote, we’re gonna need to whittle these down a bit. Anyone have any ideas how?!!!
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Nominations short list is (in alphabetical order of username):
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al b cnu - There are 10 kinds of people: Those who understand binary and those who don’t<o></o>
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Andrew Fergus - I'd rather have full bottle in front of me than a full frontal lobotomy<o></o>
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Atmospheric - I got a sweater for Christmas. I really wanted a screamer or a moaner.<o></o>
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Baaz - A bend in the road is not the end of the road… unless you fail to make the turn...<o></o>
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BrianB - Most problems occur from starting at the wrong place. Use a cup of coffee to speed
up all Windows processes. It is easy until you know how.<o></o>
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Cbrine - I'm generalizing from a single example, but everyone does. At least I do.<o></o>
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cmart02 - <?xml:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-comffice:smarttags" /><st1lace w:st="on">Opportunity</st1lace> is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work - Thomas Edison.<o></o>
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Dom Hill - My dog Minton ate a shuttlecock the other day...bad Minton!!!<o></o>
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Domski - Has anyone seen my wagon? I appear to have fallen off it and it bloody hurt!!!<o></o>
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FIFARAY007 - Consultant's Motto: You can have things done Fast, Right, or Cheap. Pick 2.
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gaftalik - He who asks a question is a fool for five minutes; he who does not ask a question remains a fool forever.<o></o>
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Gerald Higgins - =TODAY() is the =TODAY()+1 you worried about =TODAY()-1<o></o>
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Glaswegian - The length of a minute depends on which side of the bathroom door you’re on.<o></o>
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GrayMPA - If all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail<o></o>
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HOTPEPPER - Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?<o></o>
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HOTPEPPER - If you get addicted to counseling, how do they cure you?<o></o>
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Jon von der Heyden - Ten good reasons why I procrastinate: 1.<o></o>
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Lewiy - Work fascinates me........I could sit and watch it for hours!<o></o>
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mercmannick - Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.<o></o>
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Nimrod - ...........Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark, professionals built the Titanic...............The easiest thing to find is fault, don't be easy !.. –
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pennysaver - Every once in a while, there's a sudden gust of gravity...<o></o>
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RichardS - If absence makes the heart grow fonder and familiarity breeds contempt, perhaps my wife should live in <st1:City w:st="on"><st1lace w:st="on">Darwin</st1lace></st1:City>?<o></o>
Ron Morris - I thought I was wrong once but I was mistaken!<o></o>
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scrupul0us - I'm not an alcoholic... alcoholics go to meetings<o></o>
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silent bob - Change is inevitable, except from vending machines<o></o>
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UniMord - If you can't say something positive, at least say two negative things. It works with SUMPRODUCT; I'm sure it works elsewhere too!

 

[al_b_cnu]

Ok, as this thread is starting to go off track now, I think it’s time to tally up. So, we have 11010 nominations………The polls only allow 1010 options so if we want to have a proper vote, we’re gonna need to whittle these down a bit. Anyone have any ideas how?!!!

Is that binary then?

 

[joefrench]

Can I nominate one from another board? If not, I want to post it anyway....quite the good one.

"You lick the lollipop of mediocrity once and you'll suck forever." - Puttin4Bird (@ Sandtrap.com)

 

[Patience]

Anyone have any ideas how

I don't know if this will work cos I haven't checked (what a great way to start a post!) but take the 1010 of so from that list that have had the most positive votes so far in this thread?

 

[Lewiy]

I don't know if this will work cos I haven't checked (what a great way to start a post!) but take the 1010 of so from that list that have had the most positive votes so far in this thread?

Looks like I might have to sit down and really go through the nominations properly then!! Shame I can’t post the poll options in hex…..I’m sure it would let me do 1A options…..
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Watch this space!!

 

[RossMcColl]

I win!

 

[joefrench]

I win!

 

[Andrew Fergus]

The "He who asks a question is a fool for five minutes" signature reminded me of another :

Give a man a fire and he will be warm for a night, but if you set a man on fire......

Regarding the use of a poll - create 11 polls each with 1010 options and then the top 10 from each can fight it out in the final poll.

 

[Cbrine]

Not quite a signature, but one of my favorite quotes....

Once you accept that the universe is matter expanding into nothing that is something, then wearing stripes with plaid is easy.

Einstein



PS-My entry was a rather bad attempt to re-create a great bit of writing by Terry Brooks...When a book can make you chuckle to yourself, it's a good book!!