The best signatures

[Domski]

Some of these do make me laugh

My top 3 (in no particular order) have all been mentioned:

Atmospheric
I got a sweater for Christmas. I really wanted a screamer or a moaner

RichardS
If absence makes the heart grow fonder and familiarity breeds contempt, perhaps my wife should live in Darwin?

Lewiy
Work fascinates me........I could sit and watch it for hours!

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I'd forgotten about the 'bad Minton' one (pre my username change) which, alas, I can't take credit for. One of my friends sent it to me on a text message while I was on a busy train to work. I couldn't stop chuckling to myself for about 15 mins and I'm sure the woman standing next to me thought I'd gone mad. Still brings a smile now.

Look forward to reading some more in the future.

Dom

 

[indiantrix]

My favorite? (Unknown) "I may not be as good as I ONCE was, but
I'm as good ONCE as I EVER was!"
Larry

 

[Andrew Fergus]

Looks like he changed it, but I was always a big fan of Andrew Fergus' "I'd rather have full bottle in front of me than a full frontal lobotomy"

I might just have to change it back then!

Cheers,
Andrew

 

[Andrew Fergus]

Here are a couple of signatures I saw that made me smile (not necessarily from this website) :

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and an oldie but a goodie:

C:/DOS
C:/DOS/RUN
RUN/DOS/RUN!

but my favourite is:
There are 10 kinds of people in this world : those who understand binary, and those who don’t.

Andrew

 

[al_b_cnu]

Here are a couple of signatures I saw that made me smile (not necessarily from this website) :

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SELECT * FROM people WHERE clue > 0
0 records returned
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and an oldie but a goodie:

C:/DOS
C:/DOS/RUN
RUN/DOS/RUN!

but my favourite is:
There are 10 kinds of people in this world : those who understand binary, and those who don’t.

Andrew

Someone on this forum once suggested that I changed it to

There are 10 kinds of people: Those who understand Binary, those who dont & those who can't count"

but inertia ruled

 

[Peter_SSs]

Alan

Shouldn't they have suggested this?

There are 11 kinds of people: Those who understand Binary, those who dont & those who can't count

 

[al_b_cnu]

Alan

Shouldn't they have suggested this?

So what category does that put me then

 

[Peter_SSs]

So what category does that put me then

Must be category 100

 

[al_b_cnu]

Peter

I think we've just proved that numbers CAN be funny - '10' and '100' are, but '11' isnt

 

[Andrew Fergus]

Of course this one is only relevant one day per year, but it is for the Star Wars fans:
"May the 4th be with you!"