The best signatures

[Lewiy]

Patience commented on a couple of excellent signatures in this thread:
http://www.mrexcel.com/forum/showthread.php?t=307435
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Namely:
al b cnu’s - There are 10 kinds of people: Those who understand binary and those who don’t<o></o>
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UniMord’s - If you can't say something positive, at least say two negative things. It works with SUMPRODUCT; I'm sure it works elsewhere too!<o></o>
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I’d also like to throw in one of my personal favourites:<o></o>
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Domski’s - Has anyone seen my wagon? I appear to have fallen off it and it bloody hurt!!!<o></o>
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Perhaps we can compile a thread of our favourite signatures found on this board and then have a vote on the best.
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The prize can be……………knowing you have the best signature!!!
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Wadda y’all think?

 

[MarkAndrews]

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“I’m not a complete idiot, some parts are missing”<o></o>

 

[Oaktree]

Looks like he changed it, but I was always a big fan of Andrew Fergus' "I'd rather have full bottle in front of me than a full frontal lobotomy"

 

[MarkAndrews]

Looks like he changed it, but I was always a big fan of Andrew Fergus' "I'd rather have full bottle in front of me than a full frontal lobotomy"

 

[RossMcColl]

FIFARAY007 has a great one:

"Consultant's Motto:

You can have things done Fast, Right, or Cheap. Pick 2. "

 

[klb]

I'm not nominating my own but after helping someone with a problem, they thanked me and added:

Curiosity was killing the Zach, but satisfaction Rocks!

Made me realize that we all have this same curiostiy and he is right "satisfaction Rocks!"

 

[Peter_SSs]

Not long after I joined the forum I noticed a couple of signatures that gave me a chuckle or made me think "how clever" so I started making a list. Of couse, some may have changed since I recorded them. My real favourites are the ones above the line.

Ron Morris
I thought I was wrong once but I was mistaken!

HOTPEPPER
Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?

Cbrine
I'm generalizing from a single example, but everyone does. At least I do.

Atmospheric
I got a sweater for Christmas. I really wanted a screamer or a moaner.

Jon von der Heyden
Ten good reasons why I procrastinate:
1.

Dom Hill
My dog Minton ate a shuttlecock the other day...bad Minton!!!

RichardS
If absence makes the heart grow fonder and familiarity breeds contempt, perhaps my wife should live in Darwin?

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cmart02
Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work - Thomas Edison.

Nimrod
...........Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark, professionals built the Titanic...............The easiest thing to find is fault, don't be easy !.. --Anonymous-- ...

gaftalik
He who asks a question is a fool for five minutes; he who does not ask a question remains a fool forever.

HOTPEPPER
If you get addicted to counseling, how do they cure you?

Baaz
A bend in the road is not the end of the road… unless you fail to make the turn...

silent bob
Change is inevitable, except from vending machines

al_b_cnu
There are 10 kinds of people:
Those who understand binary and those who don’t

scrupul0us
I'm not an alcoholic... alcoholics go to meetings

Glaswegian
The length of a minute depends on which side of the bathroom door you’re on.

BrianB
Most problems occur from starting at the wrong place.
Use a cup of coffee to speed up all Windows processes.
It is easy until you know how.

pennysaver
Every once in a while, there's a sudden gust of gravity...

mercmannick
Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

GrayMPA
If all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail

 

[VoG]

Gerald Higgins - =TODAY() is the =TODAY()+1 you worried about =TODAY()-1

 

[joefrench]

Lewiy's cracks me up everytime I see it!

Work fascinates me........I could sit and watch it for hours!

 

[Patience]

^ Yes that is a favourite of mine too.

Absolute fave is the Binary one from Al b cnu, though. It seems so well placed here.