I may be alone in this but...

[Richard Schollar]

You don't half talk a lot of sh*t Emma!

I've only had the pleasure of changing a few 'loaded' nappies/diapers. Fortunately my wife seems happy enough to look after those areas...

 

[cornflakegirl]

You useless bunch! I'm glad I'm not married to any of you!

 

[Greg Truby]

And what's the big problem with pooey nappies? Breastfed poo doesn't smell and just soaks into the nappy (with cloth, anyway), so it all just goes straight in the washing machine. And once they're on solids, it's solid, and just falls neatly into the toilet. (Although I will admit that the first couple of weeks of weaning is a bit grim poowise)

Yup heard all o' dat same nonsense from my Mrs. Don't care if'n ya do call me a great big nancy, I ain't gonna step forward ta change one - gotta poke me with a cattle prod. An' dat pea-pickin' zinc oxide ointment is like handlin' tar. The stuff gets *everywhere*.

 

[cornflakegirl]

 

[Greg Truby]

You useless bunch! I'm glad I'm not married to any of you!

Actually, it's all about coverin' Rory's six fer 'im. Me 'n' Richard are tryin' ta give him documentation he can take to his better half 'n' say "see, honey, none of the other MS MVP's have ta change pooey nappies!"

 

[Richard Schollar]

The female is superior to the male and we should rejoice in this by permitting them to demonstrate their superiority.

 

[TinaP]

Women are just better than men at certain things

The female is superior to the male and we should rejoice in this by permitting them to demonstrate their superiority.

We need to put a diaper around that load.

 

[RoryA]

Women are just better than men at certain things

Unlike Greg's argument (as if my wife will listen to a bunch of nerds), that might work. She certianly uses it on me whenever she doesn't want to do something!

 

[Greg Truby]

"Je suis un âne. Je ne suis pas ce que je suis car si je suis ce que je suis, je ne suis pas ce que je suis."

Taken from a deleted scene from Shrek the Third which featured a besotted Puss-in-Boots post visit to Merlin, perhaps?

 

[cornflakegirl]

I'm willing to accept a lower standard of work in the interests of fairness