Contest: Excel T-Shirt Captions

[Patience]

"Yes, I know Excel; and yes, it is possible."

I like this one!

And Happy birthday to you!

 

[Joe4]

Andrew,

You got some good ones there, esepcially:

Leave the macro alone and no-one gets hurt.

I know what you're thinking : "was it 6 loops or 5?"

I also like Truby's Dilbert idea.

Time to put the thinking cap on and see if I can come up with anything half as good...

 

[Jonmo1]

Vlookups? We don't need no stinking Vlookups!

 

[MrKowz]

"{CTRL+SHIFT+ENTER}"

"Easy as Pie-Chart"

(stealing idea from someone's sig on the forums)
"I don't do Charts, Pivot Tables, or debug long formulas. Not because I can't, but because I don't like to."

(stealing from Lewiy's post in pointless functions thread)
<font face=Courier New><SPAN style="color:#00007F">Sub</SPAN> Find_Keys()<br><SPAN style="color:#00007F">Dim</SPAN> Pockets <SPAN style="color:#00007F">As</SPAN> Range, Keys <SPAN style="color:#00007F">As</SPAN> Range<br><SPAN style="color:#00007F">Set</SPAN> Pockets = Range(Jacket.Pockets, Jeans.Pockets)<br><SPAN style="color:#00007F">Set</SPAN> Keys = location(Keys)<br><SPAN style="color:#00007F">If</SPAN> <SPAN style="color:#00007F">Not</SPAN> Intersect(Pockets, Keys) <SPAN style="color:#00007F">Is</SPAN> <SPAN style="color:#00007F">Nothing</SPAN> <SPAN style="color:#00007F">Then</SPAN><br>    CarKeys.Found = <SPAN style="color:#00007F">True</SPAN><br>    <SPAN style="color:#00007F">Else</SPAN><br>        CarKeys.Found = <SPAN style="color:#00007F">False</SPAN><br>        Mobile.Dial(vbTaxi) Destination:= Office<br>        <SPAN style="color:#00007F">Exit</SPAN> Home<br><SPAN style="color:#00007F">End</SPAN> <SPAN style="color:#00007F">If</SPAN><br><SPAN style="color:#00007F">End</SPAN> <SPAN style="color:#00007F">Sub</SPAN></FONT>

 

[Lewiy]

You want a macro? You can't handle a macro!

 

[DanUK]

TShirt1.Caption = "Excel" ?

 

[Domski]

• I'm not a geek I just like to Excel!
• There's only room in the office for one employee who Excel's like me!
• Stand back, hyper-Exceleration about to occur!!!

Dom

 

[Andrew Fergus]

"Run macro! Run!"

"Excel is like a box of objects. You never know which one to get."

"Excel and macros go together like Index and Match"

"Have you found that bug yet?" "I didn't know I was looking for one."

 

[Greg Truby]

Or how 'bout...

You thing I'm good?
You ought to see this chap named Aladin.

 

[Oaktree]

I can do HLOOKUPs with one hand tied behind my back.

(especially with a QWERTY)