Contest: Excel T-Shirt Captions

[Lewiy]

Excel gurus do it best between the sheets
<?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-comfficeffice" /><o> </o>
READTHISWHI
LEIFIDDLEWIT
HYOURMACRO
<o> </o>
Excel: Bringing pain and suffering to the masses since 1985
<o> </o>
I may be an Excel nerd, but I have impeccable taste in t-shirts
<o> </o>
My other spreadsheet’s a Lotus
<o> </o>
If you can read this, you’re standing in front of my spreadsheet
<o> </o>
To “Err” is human, to “#N/A!” you need Excel

 

[DonkeyOte]

Lewiy, a LOT of nice ones there... my top two thus far would be:

Excel gurus do it best between the sheets

My Other Spreadsheet's a Lotus

sadly I think the latter would only be appreciated by those "in the know"...

 

[cornflakegirl]

I really like the lotus one. Think the sheets one is a bit tenuous though - trying a little bit too hard (no offence meant, Lewiy!).

 

[Jonmo1]

To Quote MortgageMan

"Vlookup is Zoolander Challenged"

From post# 10 in this thread
http://www.mrexcel.com/forum/showthread.php?t=322319&highlight=zoolander

That is Hands-Down the funniest thing I've read on this forum...

 

[Lewiy]

I really like the lotus one. Think the sheets one is a bit tenuous though - trying a little bit too hard (no offence meant, Lewiy!).

None taken! How about one for the partners of “Excellers” (to increase the target market!):
<?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-comfficeffice" /><o> </o>
“I’m an Excel widow”
<o> </o>
(before any says anything, there is no intended gender discrimination here, replace widow with widower if you must!!)

 

[Gerald Higgins]

Cornflakegirl - you're too kind.

Have we done
I©ME
in Symbol Font (sorry, can't get it to work on this board)

Or how about, in large letters
adidas
(and in smaller letters underneath)
all day I dream about sumproduct

 

[cornflakegirl]

I don't get the Symbol one :thick:

 

[riaz]

Oh goody, the lounge is open again. Must be Friday somewhere in the world

To ISERR is human, to forgive #DIV/0

 

[Gerald Higgins]

In Symbol Font, the (c) character appears as a heart.

So it would be I [Heart] ME, like I [Heart] NY, and so on.
Of course you'd probably want it to say
I [Heart] Mr Excel with the "r" and "xcel" being in really small writing.

 

[cornflakegirl]

Ah, okay - I did get it, it just wasn't funny