Contest: Excel T-Shirt Captions

[riaz]

I think it interferes with the PMT function. Excel can't cope with both.
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Bryony

I just cracked up over that http://www.mrexcel.com/forum/showpost.php?p=1659166&postcount=74. I'm sure someone can make a slogan out of it.

 

[Gerald Higgins]

Ah, okay - I did get it, it just wasn't funny

No, I suppose it wasn't. Sorry !

 

[arkusM]

I like Gerald's

=TODAY() is the =TODAY()+1 you worried about =TODAY()-1

 

[Patience]

I think it interferes with the PMT function. Excel can't cope with both.
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Bryony

I just cracked up over that http://www.mrexcel.com/forum/showpost.php?p=1659166&postcount=74. I'm sure someone can make a slogan out of it.

*Takes a bow.*

Am somewhat blushing having been quoted across threads!

 

[arkusM]

"The sad truth is that
.......excellence makes people nervous "
..........................................................-Shana Alexander

 

[Von Pookie]

To Quote MortgageMan

"Vlookup is Zoolander Challenged"

From post# 10 in this thread
http://www.mrexcel.com/forum/showthread.php?t=322319&highlight=zoolander

That is Hands-Down the funniest thing I've read on this forum...

Oh man, I forgot about that one. That DEFINITELY needs to be on the list

 

[NateO]

Famous last words, when a coworker says:

"Nate, got an easy one for you..."

It usually ends up being mind-boggling complicated. Every single time.

 

[Smitty]

I love the old:

65,536: Death Row

But like Bill's comments on 16K columns, it just doesn't fit anymore.

 

[Andrew Fergus]

Some of these are adapted from films and corporate slogans

Show us your macro!
Do tell, do you....Excel!?
Leave the macro alone and no-one gets hurt.
Excel inside.
Go ahead, make my macro!
Excel : just did it!
I love the smell of Excel in the morning.
I know what you're thinking : "was it 6 loops or 5?"
Blessed are the programmers, for they shall excel.

 

[Greg Truby]

(a) Yes, the Zoolander quip was a classic. I also think Lenze's scotch sig might be T-Shirt worthy. Though perhaps not as good as Lewiy's... If we could get Scott Adams to draw it up, perhaps something like:

Frame 1:
Wally at a bar:
Wally (to attractive female patron): "Sooo, where's your F2 button?"
Woman: [blank stare]<BLANK stare>

Frame 2:
Wally: "Get it? I want to browse your object model."
Woman: [pours drink on Wally's head & leaves]

Frame 3:
Wally & Dilbert getting coffee the next day:
Wally: Can you believe that didn't work?
Dilbert: Obviously she's not a member of MrExcel.com