Contest: Excel T-Shirt Captions

[lenze]

I always liked my signature

Scotch: Because you don't solve great Excel problems over white wine!

lenze

 

[Gerald Higgins]

My Mum and Dad went to =ADDRESS(1,1,1,TRUE,"DISNEYLAND") and all they brought me back was this lousy T shirt

(Sorry, very poor, I've been struggling with this for days )

 

[Expiry]

You can count on Excel.

 

[MrKowz]

You can count on Excel.

Quick little rendition of this one:

You can =SUMPRODUCT(--(A1:A100<>"")) on Excel.

 

[Jonmo1]

How about

E=XL Squared

 

[lenze]

All I know about Excel I owe to my ignorance!!

lenze

 

[cornflakegirl]

Keith - very nice!

 

[RoryA]

Wouldn't that translate as "you can COUNTA on Excel"?

 

[cornflakegirl]

Picky, picky, picky!

 

[Jim-in-I]

I fear none of my entries are appropriate for this contest; but I sure had fun anyway. Thanks for the opportunity.

Fouled-Up Functions

• Excel 2007 =ISLOGICAL(FALSE)
• I Am Just Your =(

AVERAGE) Guy

Questionable Quotes

• Lotus Bytes
• Bury Me With My End(xlUp)
• I'll_Be = Offset(0,-1)
• Set MyPerfectGirl = ShapeRoundedRectangle
• MrExcel Can Be Array Of Sunshine

MrExcel Mockery

• MrExcel's invitation to a night on the town: "Dim U As Single, Me As Date"
• MrExcel's complaint to his buddies: "I never seem to get #N/A"
• MrExcel's favorite line in a bar: "Put it on my Excel tab"
• Sign on MrExcel's Submersible: IF Me.Lungs <> H20 Then Exit Sub

Jim