Things you WON'T hear a programmer say

[Trances]

I can actually reuse code I wrote 3 year ago so it wont nearly as many development hours and save your a bundle.

 

[Oorang]

Just to resurrect this old post: The psychological makeup of a programmer:

The stereotypical programmer is a shy young man who works in a darkened room............

Who qualifies? Check this out:

http://www.gamasutra.com/features/19991222/mcconnell_pfv.htm

I have taken those briggs myers a couple times. I keep coming up different. I have tested INTJ-ENTJ, INFJ & ISTJ... I think it really depends on the day you take it. Here is a site where you can test for free: http://humanmetrics.com/cgi-win/JTypes1.htm