Quote of the day.

[Andrew Fergus]

"I have too much respect for the truth than to drag it out on every trifling occasion." - Mark Twain

 

[Oorang]

"That which does not kill me postpones the inevitable."

 

[hatman]

"It's hard to find true equillibrium, when lookin' at each other down the muzzle of a gun." - Jethro Tull

 

[Oorang]

"It is not the critic who counts: not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles or where the doer of deeds could have done better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood, who strives valiantly, who errs and comes up short again and again, because there is no effort without error or shortcoming, but who knows the great enthusiasms, the great devotions, who spends himself for a worthy cause; who, at the best, knows, in the end, the triumph of high achievement, and who, at the worst, if he fails, at least he fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who knew neither victory nor defeat."
-Theodore Roosevelt

 

[Smitty]

"Let go of my ears, I know what I'm doing!"

On a college t-shirt of my wife's (which I have yet to see).

Smitty

 

[blondiechick]

"Are you gonna bark all day, little doggy, or are you gonna bite?"

-Reservoir Dogs

 

[MarkAndrews]

"Dont store up your wind, thats where all the crappy ideas come from"

 

[HalfAce]

I don’t think it’s right that only one company gets to make the game "Monopoly".

 

[Von Pookie]

My mother-in-law got remarried last weekend. She asked my husband to walk her down the "aisle."

As my husband shook the guy's hand when they got to the "altar:" "She's your problem, now!"


(It was an entirely casual, two minute ceremony, so I didn't have to kill him, at least).

 

[hatman]

I'm reminded of the T-Shirt worn by the father of the groom at a wedding I attended about 15 years ago.

Image: big biker dude standing over the stove making some sort of last minute dish for the smorg. Wearing a black T-Shirt, Harley Davidson logo on the back, pack of cigarettes rolled up in the sleeve. He turns around, and on the front

Well, let's just say that it was NOT appropriate... it was a Harley T-Shirt, you can imagine what it said

it was an interesting wedding, to say the least...